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semisexual

Someone who feels sexual attraction but has no desire to act on it.
Someone who does not feel sexual attraction but has a libido.
"I saw Dan watching porn the other day"
"and?"
"He says he likes me but he doesn't want to sleep with me"
"Oh, yeah, he's semisexual, don't even try"
by brokendarling May 22, 2015
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SemiSemiBisexual

A term used for people that are so straight to the point of them being homophobic
Marino: I’m SemiSemiBisexual

Sans: the fuck is that

Marino: it means I’m so straight, that I’m homophonic.

Sans: You identified yourself with a term that had the word “bisexual” which is another term from LGBTQ, yet you’re a homophobic? Aren’t you defying yourself?

Marino:

وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء

Secret doomsday message: April 24th of 2025, the world won’t be ready for this date.
by Wisdom Guy the third March 27, 2022
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semihemibidemisexual

Attracted to both genders, but only feeling attraction to one while feeling attraction to both and you can only ever feel attracted to one or the other.
I'm a semihemibidemisexual and only feel attracted to women.
by squidwardop August 5, 2020
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Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.
Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
by Marbury965 May 6, 2011
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semisemi

A state of the penis that isn't quite a semi, but isn't quite soft. A .25 on the boner scale, if you may.
I got a semisemi from my the thought of my boss naked.
by QWEEFTY November 12, 2017
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semifem

(sem . ee . fem)

Half of a woman, the other half being a) unattractive, b) negligible, or c) not present.
a) That girl has a nice butt but an ugly face; overall she's a semifem.

b) As the class disected the prostitute, their professor told them to direct their attention only to her top half. He said, "Think of her as a semifem for now."

c) "Chuck, where's that girl's legs?"
"Oh, she's always been a semifem Atticus"
"Sucks."
by atticuspej November 27, 2006
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semimerge syndrome

A short slowing or stopping of traffic on a normally fast moving road caused by the merging or turning of a semi-truck or other large vehicle.
"I almost rear ended a Saab thanks to semimerge syndrome. I think it was carrying oranges."
by marsneedstowels February 4, 2010
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