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(sem . ee . fem)

Half of a woman, the other half being a) unattractive, b) negligible, or c) not present.
a) That girl has a nice butt but an ugly face; overall she's a semifem.

b) As the class disected the prostitute, their professor told them to direct their attention only to her top half. He said, "Think of her as a semifem for now."

c) "Chuck, where's that girl's legs?"
"Oh, she's always been a semifem Atticus"
"Sucks."
semifem by atticuspej November 27, 2006
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SemiSemiBisexual 

A term used for people that are so straight to the point of them being homophobic
Marino: I’m SemiSemiBisexual

Sans: the fuck is that

Marino: it means I’m so straight, that I’m homophonic.

Sans: You identified yourself with a term that had the word “bisexual” which is another term from LGBTQ, yet you’re a homophobic? Aren’t you defying yourself?

Marino:

وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء

Secret doomsday message: April 24th of 2025, the world won’t be ready for this date.

semihemibidemisexual 

Attracted to both genders, but only feeling attraction to one while feeling attraction to both and you can only ever feel attracted to one or the other.
I'm a semihemibidemisexual and only feel attracted to women.

semisemi 

A state of the penis that isn't quite a semi, but isn't quite soft. A .25 on the boner scale, if you may.
I got a semisemi from my the thought of my boss naked.
semisemi by QWEEFTY November 12, 2017
A term describing a semi-feminine lesbian broad.
That chic is walking a fine line between tom-boy and lipstick lesbian status, I'd say she's semfem.
SemFem by Lesbro Mike November 11, 2012

semihemidemipedalist

a person who likes to use short words
you damn semihemidemipedalists are so pathetic, devoid of your sesquepedalians
semihemidemipedalist by pinkie pie December 1, 2003

semihemidemisemiquaver 

A mad fuck that takes up so little of a song that he is barley noticed
Boy: Sir! Whats that note there?
Music Teacher: Thats a semihemidemisemiquaver