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Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.
I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.
by Jakenastics March 11, 2009
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Femisphere

Where all the woke AF feminists are.

femme, feminism, girls, women, men, female, male, sex, gender, cis, boy, woke, AF,
1) This post is rocking the the femisphere. They get it!
2) She doesn't realize that sexualizing a little boy by putting him in a "hide your daughters" shirt is a bad idea/facilitates the boys we be boys rape culture. Maybe someday she'll join the femisphere.
by oldsoulforsale April 19, 2017
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hemisphere

v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty boobjob
Patricia, darling, I will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. Prepare yourself.
by Memetan August 18, 2006
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Hemisphere Rear

A rear end that is so defined that it resembles a hemisphere (half of a sphere). Also acceptable is the term "Hemisphere Butt"
Person #1: Dude check out the girl in the yoga pants!

Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!
by PapaSnow October 27, 2010
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Qauzam Hemisphere

A place of abnormal blue color, black holes, and emptiness. It is located in a reigon of space.
Person 1: That guy is dumb.
Person 2: His head is as empty as the Qauzam Hemisphere
by TheFartMaker June 22, 2011
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Southern Hemisphere

San Francisco, CA. Where the summer is as cold as summer is in New Zealand mountains.
Ernie: Man, it sure is a hot summer day here in Fresno, how about you Bert?
Bert: I have three layers on dude, i'm in the southern hemisphere!
Bert: ...you know, San Francisco!
by JambaJews September 23, 2009
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hemispherean

a person who lives in either the Northern or Southern Hemisphere.
We Northern Hemisphereans get jealous of you Southern Hemisphereans when our winter begins and your summer is just starting.
by scharky September 18, 2024
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