Semeli

A cool, Chill, down to earth and intelligent person suffocated and if put in college tomorrow would instantly graduate the next day a doctor.

You are so smart. i guess I am Semeli.

by bungush1 June 11, 2018

smedick

A smedick is a persons dick in which smells really bad because it has been rammed into someones asshole.

Dude you have a smedick after ramming that dude.

by super awesome dude May 13, 2006

Weedin & seedin

When you get high, masturbate and orgasm.

Caught my boyfriend weedin & seedin this weekend. At least he used a sock.

by Wendizzle May 19, 2021

Shmedium

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt

Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'

by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009

Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back

"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"

by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009

Seeding

The act of enabling files for redistribution for Torrents and other file sharing systems.

Seeding at least what you take is important, that is why it is called "file sharing."

by asus2000 September 10, 2011