The last name of composer Alberto Semprini. Used by the show Monty Python's Flying Circus as a vulgar word that would not be said ever again on the program. Although the composer has been all but forgotten, the word is now easily recognizable by fans of Monty Python.
by Evilspyperson June 11, 2006
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My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.
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if you haven't read his stuff, you have to.
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dress your family is corduroy and denim
if you haven't read his stuff, you have to.
Other works include:
barrel fever
holidays on ice
naked
dress your family is corduroy and denim
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