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The urge to throw a bike at a child
by Frick Off June 17, 2022
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Sellotape skittles

A game played by 2 or more people, with two 'skittles' (empty plastic 500ml bottles - preferably of the same beverage) and a roll of Sellotape (preferably official product).
The pitch may be anywhere from 10 - 15 metres long and may be of any surface, but should be flat. The width of the pitch is unimportant and neither is the prevalence of obstacles, as long as all players, and the umpire, agree before commencing play.
The objective of the game is to roll the Sellotape, from behind your own skittle at the other players'/team's skittle. The first player/team to reach 10/5 points is the winner. The Sellotape must roll before hitting the skittle, the umpire is the final judge on whether the Sellotape has rolled sufficiently - the current rule of thumb being half the length of the pitch.
by Ian Dean December 23, 2007
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sellophane

Sellophane is cellophane with an s instead of a c. Where cellophane implies clarity, sellophane makes no such claims. Sellophane implies the state of being where clarity is recognized to be a misleading facade.
His thoughts were sellophane, we had no idea what he was thinking.
by hanedin May 2, 2010
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shit and sellotape

n. a half arsed or shabby attempt to perform a task properly.
That Tracy Island you made is shit and sellotape
by Weldonator February 14, 2007
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Sellotaped

When 2 gay men moth have cum dripping from their penises and touch penises and their penises stick together as a result.
Oh shit, looks like we have been sellotaped.
by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021
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