Seffner

The wost place to live in Florida. Drug capital of Hillsborough. Also known as Methner.

Seffner is known for it's many meth labs, and the ability to get any drug anywhere. Seffner also sucks.

by Mrs. Peters June 21, 2008

Seffy story

1. A story that is pointless, has no meaning, and is completely unrelated to anything/the topic at hand.

Person 1: "Haha, yeah so Kyle is so totally hawt!"
Person 2: "My friend has a mum who went on a bus."
Person 1: "That was such a Seffy story. GTFO."

by Jew'd June 4, 2007

Seffered

Sexually frusterated;Psychologically horny.

I'm seffered. Her clit is taunting me.

by The True Legit Wise Ones May 28, 2010

seffra

Seffra is a tall,Curly hair girl who would usually wear glassed and has this sarcastic energy. She has a lot of friends and can get along with anyone. A seffra might be obsessed with anime. She is amazing and creative. She draws really well also.

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: oh that's Seffra! She draws really really well!!

by Idk who is this April 28, 2021

seffrican

slang term for a South African citizen

I'm a proud Seffrican!

by Lord_C March 18, 2005

Seffay

A seffay is when one slays themself.

"I thought Taais was gone when I called her a cunt, but she was standing right beside me. That was a seffay."

by CraftyChristian October 8, 2007

Seffner

A place in Hillsborough county, Fl where all the crackheads live. The drug capital of Florida, also known as methner. There’s one place in particular. A school called Seffner Christian Academy, a private school that resides right in front of a little motel hotel inn. There’s been several meth labs that have blown up and the kids at SCA watch the crackheads walk up and down the sidewalk. It’s also a big joke to the SCA kids to call it the shady hotel, there’s even a fan page dedicated to the crackheads seen at the hotel. It’s called methner.crackers (y’all should follow it). Anyways Seffner is quite the place to grow up with all the 12 year old Caucasian gang wannabes that buy and deal pot from the crack crazies. If you live there you know that everyday holds something new and it’s never a boring day in seffner.

Redneck: hey you live in seffner?
Crackhead: yEaH i LiVe In ThE sHaDy HoTeL!¡

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