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seedless watermelon

Somthing that is innovative (used by Julian Casablancas to describe 'First Impressions of Earth')
Describe your new album

It's like a seedless watermelon
by fia August 24, 2006
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seedless grapes

a sterlizied man's balls.
"well," said the urologist "eight hours from now, youll have joined the seedless grapes club".
by spoot June 20, 2008
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Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"
I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!
by L.Secret December 9, 2016
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seedless fruit

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.
Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy
by whky April 26, 2014
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seedless jerk

A an elitist person (pothead) smokes only sinsemilla which means 'without seeds' in spanish. This type of marijuana is far more potent than schwag or regular marijuana with seeds, as well is more expensive, so sinsesmokers are considered elitest, and thus referred to as jerks. (seedless jerks prefer hydro over any other type of marijuana, but if need be, they will smoke regular pot too.
"That Hajera chick is such a seedless jerk, she only buys grams or 8ths! Dang, she must be a baller!"

regular pothead- Passing a blunt, 'wanna hit this?"
seedless jerk- Pulls out a pipe, 'why don't we taste some of
this kush first?'
regular pothead- you're such a seedless jerk!

Erod- 'yo, nigga, I got some schwiggity'
Haj- 'you KNOW i prefer the female!"
Erod- 'seedless jerk!'
by Hajera December 18, 2007
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seedless mango

another name for a women's gash, clunge, fanny, beef, vagina etc..
woah! her clunge totally looks like a seedless mango!
by clungemagnet707 May 7, 2011
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seedless raspberry

When you spit out the cum from a post-orchi trans woman
Snowballing is out...seedless raspberry(raspberries) are in.
by Bexx425 May 5, 2018
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