Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.

Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

Vaginal secretion

a liquid that seeps outta the females vagina. also anal seepage.

i didnt f that chick after she pulled down her pants and i saw her vaginal secretion

by jack phillups July 23, 2009

Internal Secretion

A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.

Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"

by yumolitious February 23, 2023

vaginal Secretion

Vaginal Secretion, vaginal-secretion:
1) The gastral emission of the vagina, pussy fart.
2) A release of fluids due to urination or an orgasm. My personal favorite.
3) Another term for Cream Pie.
4) The puss like substance found on your girlfreind, Grandma Joan's vagina.

1)You are such a "Vaginal Secretion" Rick.
2)Jenny, did you just rlease a "Vaginal Secretion"? Cause you stink girl, go wash your ass!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

carbonated vaginal secretion

A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"

by Jazzyj October 4, 2007

pussy secretion

(n.) If you don't know what it is, you're either too young, too ugly, or you need to have your fucking head examined.

Her pussy secretions were as abundant as a fire hose and I could hardly get my weenie in her woo-woo because of the dangerous undertow.

by Rick Roberson November 24, 2010