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significant sasquatch

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.
Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
by Malazoth November 18, 2010
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Silverback Sasquatch

When allycats mom got ravished by bigfoot while strolling through the woods in oregon
by Suka may korncob July 30, 2018
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Sasquatch Homies

The coolest seven people you will EVER meet. (eight people if you include Calum)

Don't be intimidated, they're just teenage losers who are horny 25/8 always talking about boys that they can't have.
"What are Sasquatch homies" - Calum Hood
"you and the rest of the sasquatch homies scare the crap out of me" - Anon on Ki'is ask.fm
by sasquatchhomiesrule December 26, 2013
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Sasquatch Syndrome

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.
I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010
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sasqaatch

A loving way to describe monstrous acts (of love or of weirdness) of your girlfriends.
Derived from the term "sasquatch".
Girlfriend 1: "OMG, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
Girlfriend 2: "Girl, you are such a sasqaatch."
by The hottest sasqaatches ever October 23, 2010
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sasquratch

An unusually hairy crotch. Typically on an already hairy man.

pronounced: sas-crotch
oh my god, he's so hairy he has a sasquratch
by M. Floyd July 16, 2009
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