Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009

anal seapage

the seapage of anal fluids dripping out of the anus

ew look at all the dripping liquid shit in his ass its anal seapage.

by jakorz May 16, 2011

seanager

A teenager or group of teenagers that live by the sea.

There is a bunch of seanagers over their. Hanging around, on their phones looking bored.

by Happy Afro April 26, 2017

slamage

“The act of lowering ones vehicle far past any functional use”

Bro, you need to do some slamage to your 350z.

by BeastModeRabbit January 7, 2018

fecal seapage

when u take such a big poop that ur poop is pooping its own poop,usual happens when u drink alot of cheap beer.

im going to have major fecal seapage when i get done drinking this natural ice beer.

by a council hippie December 30, 2010

samage

SAMAGE is a tradename for humanely produced Angora Rabbit wool (the only of its kind in the world at present - 2008). It originated in the mispronounciation of the word massage and means a soft rub instead of a vigorous one. Humanely farmed Angora Rabbit wool was first produced in the Free State, South Africa and this wool was trademarked to distinguish it from the other inhumanely produced Angora Rabbit wool

Any clothing/article manufactured from Angora Rabbit wool bearing the tradename SAMAGE is guaranteed to be made from HUMANELY produced Angora Rabbit wool

by Esna van der Klashorst February 10, 2008

Seamige

When your thighs rub together so much your seams split on your yoga pants

Girl soo thick she got seamige leaking out of them yoga pants.

by Meandragon June 6, 2019