Hung Like A Seahorse

When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick

Joe's dick was so tiny, we said he was Hung Like A Seahorse.

by o.t. guy December 10, 2010

Salt My Seahorse

Definition is dependent upon usage. it can be dirty when placed inside of sexually related sentences or it can mean when someone tries to bring you down or is hating on you.

Brittney: You're such an ass
Kerry: Yeah you're so mean
Phil: Why's everyone tryin to salt my seahorse

or

Kerry: That's dirty. like salting my seahorse.

by Phil's so nice January 4, 2010

Seahorse dad

A gestational parent who is transgender. Most typically utilised with regards to male or masculine identifying individuals. Can also be utilised by people who are non-binary.
The term is derived from the seahorse animal, of which the male carries and births their young.
Similar: Seahorse parent, seahorse father.

Freddy McConnell made headlines after participating in a documentary that followed his experience of pregnancy as a seahorse dad.

by Jarbour February 15, 2021

Sahorsefety

Safety of horses in animal smut fics.

That shit is so sahorsefety.

That isn't sahorsefety enough.

by Bob_sahorsefety January 17, 2017

Bionic Seahorse

The sexual act of having the Male sit on the ladder or step of a pool and the female kneeling down in the water and simultaniously jerking and sucking him off resulting in the movement of a seahorse.

Wow my balls are totally drained from Lucretia giving me a Bionic Seahorse.

by Imajerk78 September 18, 2006

Seahorse Syndrome

When a man (usually of the homo variety) desires to carry a child for nine months

George: Did you know male seahorses carry the babies?
Alexander: Really?
George: I wanna be pregnant...
Alexander: .....GAAAAY!
George: It's called Seahorse Syndrome, it's a real disease!

by CousCous May 10, 2014

seahorse giving birth

a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.

woah that seahorse giving birth

by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020