A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Get the Water Retaining Sea Cow mug.Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains
by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016
Get the water bearing sea cow mug.A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with facial hair, 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass.
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
*done with an old "sea dog" voice*
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
by Explorerdude. August 20, 2011
Get the Land-Sea Cow mug.A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.
by Heatho November 18, 2006
Get the Water retaining sea cow mug.Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.
" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
by rignfendo September 30, 2011
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"That party was great until the seacow showed up."
"Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?"
"Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty."
"That party was great until the seacow showed up."
"Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?"
"Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty."
by Cpn Ahab August 20, 2009
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