scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

Skutterbucket

the nastiest of nasty girls.Worse than a hood rat, a chicken head,skank,or a crack whore. Can usually be found in the projects. No personal hygiene, missing teeth, fake nappy weave/wig, will have sex with anyone,anywhere.

Ewww look at that skutterbucket ,she worse than that hood rat Shantiquana.

by adnama85 March 9, 2010

smutterbutt

A whore and/or skank who enjoys taking it in the butt.

I enjoy that girls company because she is a smutterbutt.

by TIMisGOD November 23, 2006

the shitterbug

(noun) the awkward dance you do in front of the toilet in a public restroom because you’re trying to set up TP on the toilet seat but it keeps autoflushing and sucking everything in, so you try to set up as quickly as possible while maintaining your presence in front of the sensor

Max: You know when a public restroom has a toilet with an autoflush sensor and you're trying to set up a toilet paper buffer on the seat before you sit down and it keeps autoflushing and sucking all your paper into the toilet before you finish setting up, so you do that awkward move where you're trying to keep your body in front of the sensor while moving as fast as possible to get set up before the autoflush buzzer? I fucking hate that. I wish there was a word for that stupid little dance instead of having to explain the whole thing every time.

Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.

Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!

Tim: Yeah.

Max: You’re a pun god.

by Maxwell Dope January 13, 2014

Slutterbug

Women who take retarded photos of themselves using a mirror.

That chick on Match.com is a slutterbug.

by Dick Cheney's Knuckle February 25, 2009

scutterbucket

A dirty man who talks a lot of rubbish (scutter).

A habitual liar, who often tells lies to impress people in the surrounds of a public house, whilst horrifically drunk.
A tramp who goes into pubs (usually Irish ones) with just enough money for a drink (usually cider). Buys drink then proceeds to annoy the locals with his drunken, abusive behaviour, bad odour and incontinence problem.

"Drink up and get the f**k out, ya f**king Scutterbucket c*nt ya!

"Get f*cked ya Scutterbucket b*stard! She wouldn't touch ya with mine"

by Paul C 1981 May 1, 2006

Scutterbotch

The dry, whitish crust left on the beard of one who has recently performed cunnilingus

After muffdiving all last night, I had to scratch some serious scutterbotch out of my beard this morning.

by Ché Ré November 27, 2012