slutmonkey

A promiscuous woman.

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.

by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

spotmonkey

a wrestler who's movelist and style is comprised almost solely of big, crowd-impressing spots. these spots usually involve high risk maneuvers, such as corkscrew flips, moonsaults, flips onto the floor, etc.

Mark: "Hey man, what the fuck is a spotmonkey?"

Smark: "Amazing red"

by matt inman August 3, 2007

Sunmonkey

The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.

Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.

"It's so sunny! Quick, hand me the sun cream!"
"OMG, you're such a Sunmonkey"

by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008

spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.

The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.

by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.

Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011

Boston Slutmonkey

The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.

My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.

by The Mighy Gazelle February 21, 2009

Shotmonkey

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.

I had it like a shotmonkey.

by The monkey September 1, 2008