scunthered

utterly fucked ( Northern Ireland) meens you ar in serious shit

person 1 accidentally killed someone
person 1:im am fucking scunthered

by karim abduldibar June 29, 2009

Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls

I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls

by 29* December 4, 2018

The Scunthorpe Dip

Dipping your herpes infected cock into a glass of red wine, preferable merlot or Sauvignon Cabernet, and then passing the viral plague onto your family and friends.

"My lips hurt"
"Your dad just did the Scunthorpe dip in your wine"

by Lewdawg994 September 23, 2017

scantchbar

The flap of skin between the scrotum and anus.

Frankie tore his scantchbar rollerblading last week.

by Jordan Simon January 10, 2006

scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 29, 2011

Sluntch

Noun: A dirty, nasty, super bitch! Slunch is a combination of slut, cunt, and bitch.

"I can't believe that sluntch Jovy won't let the father of her latest child see him!"

by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

skuntch

skuntch is a combination of the words: skank, cunt, and bitch. Used as an insult towards dumb hoes, breezies, and straight up bitches...

I hate that skuntch!

by DTB ENTERTAINMENT December 30, 2007