scumball

A slimy rotten, stinky, dufus of a person whom you hate with a passion. A dirtball whom you'd rather shoot than spend any time with.

That rotten scumball just cut me off! The Freak! He deserves to die!

by Drew Switala August 18, 2005

Scumpallery

The act by a scumpal of writing to and fawning over a murderer on death row.

Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.

The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.

Chefmate, Joanna24, Pinbalwyz, and Hotsnot (the rare male of the breed) all have scumpals on death row, and are thus practitioners of "scumpallery."

by Hotsnot July 20, 2008

scumbaguette

A female scumbag; a female asshole; a female horrible person.

My prof is such a scumbaguette! She told me my essay needed only one minor change to go from an A- to an A, and then she turned around and gave me a C- because I corrected her in class!

by theonlyprof October 9, 2013

scumbagliness

The abstract noun form for the proper noun "scumbag".

Used to describe the characteristics or behavioural traits of those behaving like, or who inherently are, a scumbag.

After many unsuccessful attempts at contacting his brother, he finally got through, only for his brother to claim he was too busy to talk, in the ultimate display of scumbagliness.

by The Fantastical Mr. Kemp March 27, 2016

Scumbucket

A bucket full of scum you dirty whore the fuck you think

Annagrace your a fuckin scumbucket and eat dog shit

by Tap2viewNigga September 30, 2018

Scumble

The form of erratic locomotion used by scumbags, especially the of severely drug-addled sort. Portmanteau of scum and stumble.

1: Look at that loser scumble.
2: There sure are a lot of homeless people scumbling around this part of town.

by Russ131313 July 28, 2017

Scumbagery

Scumbagery - (Skum-bag-err-ee)
1: The act of being a "scumbag."
2: Performing acts of being deemed a "scumbag."

example 1)We gon be doin some scumbagery tonight Glenn.

Example 2) Last week jim performed 4 acts of scumbagery.

by J33zup March 14, 2009