Scuttle in the Mouth

Origins found in Yorkshire saying 'coal-scuttle in the mouth', though shortened through Cumbrian slang.
Traditionally used as a reposte to an insult, equivalent to the unpleasant experience of physically trying to put a coal scuttle in your mouth.

Alternatively can be abbreviated to a simple 'Scuttle'.

"She told me I was ugly and that was a right scuttle in the mouth"

"Danny shagged my mum, what a scuttle."

by vianicolodi February 26, 2010

scuttlehead

A goat eating a tin can

Taxi driver says: You darn scuttleheads!

Scuttleheads are people who remind you of goats eating tin cans.

by LibsArePooPoo June 1, 2022

lord scuttle

The lord of all and the God of the sea. Is Ruler of the sea. Can't spell but that's ok. Doesn't like Triton.

Mary: you wanna come to Church with me?
Everyone: Um no sorry I only Worship my God and Lord Scuttle.

by Thee hot thot November 29, 2017

scuttlefish

1. a person who always scuttles or scampers apparently for no good reason.
2. a person who is always in haste.

He is such a scuttlefish. He is always in haste.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2012

Scuttle Dut

To mess something up, to screw up

"Tyler made another scuttle dut in his relationship" or "I know I scuttle dutted, but will you forgive me?"

by twiddlediddle29 July 8, 2012

Scuttlehead

The root cause of all societal problems for one of Norm Macdonald’s taxi drivers.

“You know what’s wrong with the world? All these scuttleheads!”

by Legalese78 June 4, 2022

scuttlebutt

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

by Mike September 25, 2005