Soul scrutinizer

A meticulous person/An observer/ someone that can easily read people because of how much attention they pay to details. Those people will notice what most people don’t and they Value Energy. Vibes if you will.

1. Yo be careful how you come at that Him/Her; he/she is a real life Soul Scrutinizer that will detect your B.S. from a mile away.

2. The training he/she received from the Academy turned him/her into a Soul Scrutinizer.

by Kenly Forbz December 3, 2020

Scrotified

Fortified in a male way, big balls.

Dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!

by burrhead October 7, 2016

screwtinize

Where you minutely examine a document or other object to see if its creator is trying to screw with you.

It's too bad that the Native Americans were so trusting --- and susceptible to the judgement-altering effects of the white man's "fire-water" --- to not screwtinize the documents they were given to sign, which basically turned over their entire lands and destroyed the peaceably-spiritual and ecology-respecting lifestyles that they were accustomed to.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Scrotumize

Applying one's scrote sack to something or someone in an effort to taint or embarass it.

While on deployment my bed was scrotumized by way of bag drag.

by Djabooty January 30, 2010

scrutinize

Scrutinizing a word that is related to sex.

The wannabe novelist wrote: "Which religious teaching should I scrutinize first? The word “screw” is in my brain right now. Screwtinize?"

by concision October 10, 2024

Screwtinize

An investigation designed to cast dirt upon someone by fabrication of evidence regardless of the accuser being aware of the accused person’s innocence.

“Al Franken decided to resign but everyone knew he was being screwtinized because the attempt to find dirt to doxx him with had already failed miserably.”

by Dexter Methoraphan April 14, 2020

Scrotini

A martini whose ingredients are flexible, it can be made with gin or vodka. It can have vermouth and/or olives, or not. Whatever you like is fine. The key to making a scrotini is that the drink must have someone's scrotum immersed in it prior to consumption.

Dave dipped his sweaty, unwashed balls in my martini, and made it the finest scrotini I've ever tasted.

by Casewhacka42 February 20, 2022