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Crotcheral vicinity

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?
by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022
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Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.
by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010
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Scotcheroo

a peanut-buttery, crispy, chocolatety, butter-scotchity treat invented by my grandma in the 1970s for one purpose: to be consumed by her two favorite grandsons (nameless on this site, but we all know who they are) at Ocean Shores.
Ohpa: (auf Deutsch) You made a full pan of scotcheroos. Where did half of them go?
Ohma: You know.
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scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.
"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"
by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014
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Crotcher

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses
"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"
by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019
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Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.
John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022
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Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010
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