A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.
"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)
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Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*
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Get the Scrumpy mug.-Adjective used to describe when someone falls asleep in an upright position, most commonly in a public or semi-public environment. You are able to observe the "scrump" (folds/rolls of excess skin) of the neck as their head falls forward or to one side.
In many circles of friends the act of scrumpy neckin' is an open invitation for public humiliation and shameful photo opportunity. Especially when one is caught scrumpy neckin' with shoes on.
In many circles of friends the act of scrumpy neckin' is an open invitation for public humiliation and shameful photo opportunity. Especially when one is caught scrumpy neckin' with shoes on.
Yeah, I saw him in that comfy chair in the living room scrumpy neckin' like a fool... he must be exausted!
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Get the scrumpystumps mug.Adjective. Pleased and satisfied after eating especially delicious Human food. Invented by a parrot.
"He would always say (among all his other food phrases) 'want some?' While he was trying to convince me to give him bits of my yummy human food dinner. But he'd also play with words a bit, and one day he added a c in there, and changed it to 'want scome?' (Pronounced like scum), and I said 'want scome?' In an incredulous voice and laughed. So that only encouraged it and he kept saying scome instead of some. Then he distorted it further into 'want scom' where the two words almost rhyme, then 'want scomps?', then 'scomp scomps?', all in an ever increasingly incredulous tone, over the course of about a month. He suddenly switched back to saying it properly but scomps survived in his vocabulary in the form of his invented adjective scompy, which he created based on all the real adjectives he knows. He would get some of my dinner and then say 'ooh you're such a scompy budgie' meaning, I guess, that he's a budgie who gets to eat tasty human food."
"He would always say (among all his other food phrases) 'want some?' While he was trying to convince me to give him bits of my yummy human food dinner. But he'd also play with words a bit, and one day he added a c in there, and changed it to 'want scome?' (Pronounced like scum), and I said 'want scome?' In an incredulous voice and laughed. So that only encouraged it and he kept saying scome instead of some. Then he distorted it further into 'want scom' where the two words almost rhyme, then 'want scomps?', then 'scomp scomps?', all in an ever increasingly incredulous tone, over the course of about a month. He suddenly switched back to saying it properly but scomps survived in his vocabulary in the form of his invented adjective scompy, which he created based on all the real adjectives he knows. He would get some of my dinner and then say 'ooh you're such a scompy budgie' meaning, I guess, that he's a budgie who gets to eat tasty human food."
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