Scroatee

A beard like formation of public hair found only on the scrotum. This is formed as the result of a man not shaving his scrotum (usually out of a fear of hurting himself) but shaving the rest of his pubic hair. The result is a rediculous looking patch of hair forming around the balls.

Alicia - "So I heard that you and Mike started getting pretty sexual... how's that going?"

Allison - "Not bad I guess..."

Alicia - "?"

Allison - "Well when I went to give him head I was glad he was shaved, but then I was really grossed out when I saw, and then felt, his Scroatee."

Alicia - "Ew! That's always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking."

by CleanShaved February 2, 2010

Scroate

An abbrevation for scrotum. Typically used to describe a person with the personality or looks of a ball sack.

He's such a fucking scroate.

by Trev October 3, 2003

Scroaterboat

A motor boat given to the scrotem.

She got drunk enough to give me a scroaterboat last night.

by stevey-cakes May 6, 2013

Scroatmeal

When one is so strung out on crack that the only nutrition received is the semen from blowing men for drugs.

Man I'm so hungry all have is scroatmeal this week

by Lousheush December 30, 2016

Quaker Scroats

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.

by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020

scroate

A person who is new to an organization

"Don't worry Sarge, I got that scroate cutting the grass with scissors right now"

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

by mrhermatiawish December 9, 2008