scratchy harris

When you've got the chills.

Ooooooooooh I'm scratchy harris

by Rustystarfish July 21, 2017

Stretchy Roger

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.

Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.

by 1Mudkip88 December 9, 2010

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008

screechy tits

usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding

Way too many screechy tits in the club tonight, lets get out of here!

by FatStab June 3, 2014

screwtiny

Looking into a perfectly safe issue deeply just to find something negative only for the purpose of ridiculing it.

Person 1: Devin's always a little extra nice, seems abnormal. I think he's a twat, maybe even shady, who knows.

Person 2: oh come on, he's just nice to everyone. Enough with the screwtiny.

by Jesuswasgay March 12, 2017

Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls

I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls

by 29* December 4, 2018