screwstone

its another word for houston

screwstone city of screw

by blazet December 17, 2003

screwtiny

Looking into a perfectly safe issue deeply just to find something negative only for the purpose of ridiculing it.

Person 1: Devin's always a little extra nice, seems abnormal. I think he's a twat, maybe even shady, who knows.

Person 2: oh come on, he's just nice to everyone. Enough with the screwtiny.

by Jesuswasgay March 12, 2017

screwtopia

Noun: The opposite of utopia. Mired in frustration, confusion. Unable to find solutions.

In the currently failing economy, I am in a state of screwtopia.

by dommerbc May 19, 2009

Screwmonkey

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)

Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though

by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

screwtoy

Man who is used by a woman for amazing sex

I don't love him. He's just a screwtoy.

by Epicable January 3, 2015

Screeton

Screeton, if you are born with this last name you are derived from royalty and a smooth pimp daddy and you slang the dick often, also you probaly smoke hella weed and have a bad habit of drinking too much alcohol also if you are not born with the last name Screeton then you are not a smooth pimp daddy that slangs the dick you are a hoe and you should get used to it and if anyones got anything to say about that they can holler at me usually stay around the MPG so holler!

(dude 1)Ay! is that dudes last name Screeton? (dude 2) yea dont fuck wit dem essays dey loco dey will fuck you up cuz they dont play that shit they keep it real in the MPG. (dude 2) fuck that ima go rob that nigga (dude 1) suit your self cuz. (dude 2)hey gimme all yo shit (screeton) what you say to me cuz, obviousely you dont know who I am cuz (dude 2) i dont give a fuck if you a screeton. (screeton) CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! -reload-
CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP
(dude 2)........................
(screeton) you dont ever curse when talking in the presence of my name, now you know,(screeton empties pockets, takes clothes, takes earrings and necklace and shoes)see ya on the flip side cuz HA!

by FAT ZACH SCREETON FROM THE MPG April 14, 2004

Screwpon

The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"

Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011