Cordless Screwdriver

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

Screwby

A word invented by Stafford in Generation Kill meaning either "that sucks" or "that's cool".

Chaffin: She's a bookkeeper.
Espera: Cockkeeper.
Stafford: Oh, screwby, dawg.

by MananaFizzBitch September 26, 2008

manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006

Screwdoo

The fecal matter or "doo doo" you get on you when screwing someone.

Man I got to go take a shower, I was screwing this girl and I got Screwdoo on my junk.

by Br00k$ August 18, 2015

Golden Screwdriver

Concealing upgraded functionality in an apparently lower-level product, which is then restored by a ridiculously simple action, such as opening up a panel and turning a screw.

In the heyday of the mainframe, hardware upgrades were installed ahead of time and deactivated. When the customer was finally up-sold on the improvements, a sales engineer simply crawled inside and did little more than turn a screw.
The reward/effort ratio was so high that this practice was called the Golden Screwdriver.

Certain software programs appear to be sold in different versions, but in reality, these functionality tiers are controlled by the serial number the user is given to enter during registration.

by desserteagle October 31, 2009

Booyah Screwyah

Also known as "Pump and Dump" a "Booyah Screwyah" refers specifically to Jim Cramer speaking favorably about a security only to have his friends who work in finance unload or take a short position against the very same security. "Booyah" is Cramer's slogan to signify enthusiasm.

Cramer: I say Nividia is a buy buy buy!

Joe: Damn it! Cramer is pumping Nividia again. I bet it drops next week... another booyah screwyah.

by mrnicegeek August 10, 2010

Sonic Screwdriver

A wicked little contraption that the Doctor uses to get out of sticky sitchs.

Donna: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
Dr Who (pulls out sonic screwdriver): I was thinking this.
Bzzzzzz
-THEY AREE NOW OUT OF TROUBLE-

by GODFREY! March 8, 2009