Screw This Taco Stand

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.

after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006

screw this

An act of not giving a fuck over a certain thing or subject.

Teacher: You have 5 things to do for homework, class.

Tom: Man, Screw this!

by ReanSchwarzer October 19, 2014

Screw the rules I have Money

A term to break the rules. Not to care about the rules

Joey: Dont do that!
BOb:Screw the rules I have money

by help man1233 January 21, 2011

screw them

Similar in use to "Screw You", only in the plural form.

Jack: John wants to know if he and Jane can come to our barbecue.
Jill: Screw them! They haven't done a single thing for us the entire time we've lived next door to them!

by Booyahhayoob June 23, 2014

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

screw the timberwolves

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".

Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."

by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011