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Black Screen Roulette

A guessing game on porn video sharing websites, like rule34, where the viewer does not know what they will be watching, due to the thumbnail for the video being a black screen. This goes further into affect when the tags for said video have not been fully completed yet, so the viewer has no idea what the video is about until they play it for themselves.
Guy 1: How’s it going?
Guy 2: Not good I had to ply Black Screen Roulette today.
Guy 1: How’d that go for you?
Guy 2: It was inflation porn.
by DJUNGELSKOGG June 3, 2021
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up on the screen

Pictorial fantasies one has when masterbating.
Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".
by Mr.Tissue February 10, 2018
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shadow screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity
You might use your shadow screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM

2. hook up with random people through craigslist

3. harass people you dislike
by Moggraider May 7, 2009
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Screener Season

Christmas for BitTorrent users.

Screener season takes place in early January to mid-February when special DVD copies of movies being considered for awards like the Oscars are sent out to voters.

These movies are usually still in theaters / cinemas at the time so the only other pirated copies around are poor quality cams.

Inevitably, these special copies find their way onto popular BitTorrent sites like Pirate Bay.

You can tell it's a screener because there's a watermark that pops up every so often saying "For Your Consideration".
Jim: Do you guys want to go see Django at the movie theatre on Thursday?

Dave: It's screener season next week dude, I can just hook my laptop up to the TV.

Jim: Oh sweet.
by Bootlegger501 January 11, 2013
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Lo'steem Screen

The extra viewfinder now found on the front of digital cameras. It exists for those who can't get through a day without taking a picture of themselves.
D: Did you see April's new camera, it's got the Lo'steem Screen that's the latest feature

B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.

D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
by OldFart77 December 25, 2010
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Figure on a Screen

A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.
Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.
by texasindian April 3, 2018
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Screen Stalker

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.
John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.
by Coolcatsarecold May 18, 2010
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