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scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.
Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"
by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008
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Within scrolling distance

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'
"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"
by kakashleigh August 15, 2009
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Scranning

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.
why would anyone think of scranning their own shite
by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013
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Crawling back

To admit to someone you were wrong and apologize and blah blah.. basically kiss their ass until they forgive you.
"My ex tried to come crawling back to me last night... whatever!"
by nooneactuallycares June 6, 2018
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scranning batty

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear
Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"
by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020
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scrawming

I was scrawming all through the bushes to find your ball.
Stop scrawming all over the flower bed.
Scrawming all over the place
by cornz January 8, 2009
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Screeling

An undead creature of the underworld sent to the living by the Keeper to do his bidding.

The Screelings are loose and the Keeper may win.
His assassins have come to rip off your skin.
Golden eyes will see you if you try to run.
The screelings will get you and laugh like it's fun.

Walk away slow or they'll tear you apart,
and laugh all day long as they rip out your heart.
Golden eyes will see you if you try to stand still.
The screelings will get you, for the Keeper they kill.

Hack 'em up, chop 'em up, cut 'em to bits,
or else they will get you while laughing in fits.
If the screelings don't get you the Keeper will try,
to reach out and touch you, your skin he will fry.

Your mind he will flail, your soul he will take.
You'll sleep with the dead, for life you'll forsake.
You'll die with the Keeper till the end of time.
He hates that you live, your life is the crime.

The screelings might get you, it says so in text.
If screelings don't get you the Keeper is next,
lest he who's born true can fight for life's bond.
And that one is marked; he's the pebble in the pond.
If you want to live, walk slowly away from the screeling.
by Ava333 September 17, 2011
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