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pester of scooters

What do you call a group of 3 or more idiots riding scooters? A pester. A pester of scooters.
That pester of scooters is taking up an entire lane of traffic! God damn pester!
by observerplus June 2, 2019
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Scatterstone

When 2 or more people go number 2 on a rock then, once the rock is completely covered in human excrement the players toss it back and fourth like a game of Hot Potato
Michael And Joseph are so gross! Look at them playing scatterstone!

Max broke up with me because he saw me scatterstoneing with Brandon
by Elenordook July 13, 2020
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Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.
by professional gangster October 21, 2020
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Scotter

Man, that bitch is such a scotter. ROTFLMAO!!111
by G_MAN June 11, 2006
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handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
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Lime Scooters

The green branded scooters that exist in lots of cities around the United States including Washington D.C. They are disliked by some and loved by others. Some people have thrown them into rivers and destroyed them.
Hey wanna get some lime scooters after work today?
by LizardInACan September 19, 2021
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scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.
1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."
by Timmy™ August 29, 2006
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