Scooter

scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space

- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."

by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015

Scooter ankle

Whipping your razor scooter around and hitting your ankle for the worst imaginable pain.

I am going to commit scooter ankle.

by GoCommitScooterAnkle March 5, 2019

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!

YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!

by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021

Commit Scooter Ankle

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.

" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"

by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018

Scooter ankle

The act of smacking a scooter against your ankle so hard that the universe shakes

I did a tailwhip and scooter ankle, it hurt like a bitch

by Gavigu July 13, 2019

Scooter drink

An alcoholic beverage containing 1/3 more alcohol per serving than the original recipe calls for.

My head is still spinning from the Scooter drink I had last night

by X42 February 15, 2009

scutterbutt n.

dirty, nasty, scandelous bitch.

damn that girl so dirty i wouldnt even touch her, what a scutterbutt.

by casey December 7, 2003