dirty scotsman

when a guy goes down on a girl on her period, and receives a red moustache/beard combo as a result

I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman

by SmallyK February 10, 2005

Scotsman's scarf

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.

Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia

by mackemsam August 17, 2016

Rotten Scotsman

A "Rotten Scotsman" is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man's anus, squeezing and releasing his testicles with one hand, and sucking and strocking his penis with her mouth and other hand. The action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.

Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"

by Billy Madison June 5, 2003

Mad Scotsman

A beastility crazed mafiadeath player.

A sheep is the most commonly abused animal by this individual. Unfortunate players may also be subjected to this players horrific noodz. The effects of this can cause blindness


Rumoured to be related to Shrek and Carrot

Oh no Mad Scotsman is about!! Dont worry about your women and children. Save your animals!!!!

by Jayx31 April 29, 2009

slippery scotsman

The act of blending watery diarrhea with a shot of Scotch whiskey and serving it to an unsuspecting victim.

I served Jim a Slippery Scotsman at Evan's party last night after finding he fucked my girlfriend. After he felt the warmth of the glass and the smell of the drink, he proceeded to vomit everywhere!

by DeezNizzuts December 13, 2008

Flying Scotsman

A sex position in which someone lies on their back with their feet firmly placed on one's pelvis, either side of the penis. The legs are pointed strait up, hoisting one high in the air. One would jizz on one's partner, while wearing a kilt, with one's arms out at one's side, making one, quite literally, a flying scotsman.

Yo dude remember that scotish chick we met at the bar last night? Yeah, we went back to my place and she gave me a flying scotsman!

by Johnson Webb July 13, 2005

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.

Not worth the bother.

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003