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scented con

the place where 10-year-olds go when they are horny on Roblox. It is a place for Roblox players to have sex.
damn I went on this scented con and had hella good Roblox sex!
by ispiltmychili April 16, 2020
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sonted

stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)
when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.
by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004
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Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
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sconte

That is the most kick ass sconte I've ever snorted!
by JimmyWord July 2, 2014
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noah scented mayo

Literally casted in every bad Netflix
Movie because a few aggressive 14 year old girls find him “hot”

“Before I go I just want to say it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”
Perry- EW WHAT IS THAT
me- thats Noah scented mayo, thirty year old teenager with blonde facial hair
Perry- ok ew
by picklejuicer May 17, 2020
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noah scented mayo

Scented mayonnaise who makes a special appearance in the wonderful movie SPF-18. go watch it. Scented mayonnaise has many talents, including.. bowling, dancing, and well that seems to be it. So if you are ever having a bad day, I might just recommend watching watching this special scented mayonnaise we call noah, perform his lovely dance routine.. IN A BOWLING ALLEY. How can your day be bad after watching a masterpiece as such. Noah scented mayo is also notorious for speaking is soft and whisper like voices, thus making him mysterious and/or desirable. I guarantee once you watch a program with this special scented mayonnaise, you will fall madly in love instantly. I know i did!
“Noah scented mayo has such a delightful and sexy voice, it makes me want to dance outside of his window with a boom box!”-paige
by dolphin boi 69 February 18, 2021
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Scented Blow Job

When someone is receiving a blow job, and passes gas.
Shayna said, "I don't think I'm going out with him again" "Why not?" asked Jamie, "Halfway through me going down on him, I smelled rotten eggs!" "Sounds like you got a scented blow job!"
by Johnny Rockets 1234567890-= April 14, 2010
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