Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009

Scorched Mexican Policy

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

Scoochamanoch

A silly or funny person.

Sia: I love marshmallows with pasta

Miss Price: Don't be such a scoochamanoch!

by Bella </3 February 5, 2023

Scooch a mooch

What you say when someone or something is in your way

Ariana - *waves to fans*

Mini bus - *drives in between Ariana and her fans

Ariana - Scooch a mooch

by Rebukka May 30, 2018