Scold

To get told off by someone.

Most parents scold their children if they don't follow the rules of the household.

by Miu-Miu-Miu January 3, 2012

Scobed

To be very irritated by something. Used particularly in West Tyrone in Northern Ireland.

#1: Heard you got dumped, how you feeling?
#2: Scobed. The bitch is ignoring me.

by Monteaser August 25, 2011

professional scold(s)

aself-entitled authoritarian / martinet who, due to social standing, educational attainment or professional status, tells anyone and everyone what's good for them, whether the targeted audience cares to listen or not.

Most Fox Television News commentators and their right-wing Republican acolytes are professional scold(s); always yapping away about the moral anarchy and cultural breakdown of the country, the schools, the community, the family, et al, ad nauseum. Is anyone listening to them anymore ?

by Virgin Suicides May 21, 2017

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Schledoinkydoink

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.

My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks

by Spyghetti June 19, 2020

scaled and icy

twenty one pilots or Twenty One Pilots or 21pilots or tøp sixth studio album. The clikkies are waiting for it to come out may 21 2021. Some idiot leaked it 2 days before.

I CANT BELIEVE SCALED AND ICY WAS LEAKED 2 DAYS BEFORE

by Banditøbaddie2103 May 20, 2021