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edward scissor hands

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A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.
The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"
by GirlSkater February 23, 2004
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Lesbian scissor hands

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Making a scissor with motion while having a lesbian on each hand.
Dom:Bro I had a lesbien on each hand last night.
Jake: damn bro lesbian scissor hands!!!
by Bid dick michale November 9, 2017
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Edward Scissor Hands

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The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.
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Edward Scissor-Hands

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when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors
ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross
by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020
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An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro
by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022
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N-Word Scissorhands

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The nigga who got scissa for hands. Not to be confused with N-Word Snowden, the NSA nigga.
Nobody:

..

Johnny Dope: "N-Word Scissorhands."
by Voideryn January 19, 2021
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edward scissorhands

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A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.
"Edward Scissorhands" is a tragic cult classic.
by aisarete July 12, 2007
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