cock scepter

A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.

Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules.

by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009

Scepter Boobs

A woman who is unattractive except for her breasts. Used as a figure for the phrase 'except her boobs.'

Laura is a 'scepter boobs.' She's ugly, 'cept her boobs!

by Nicole and Casey September 9, 2009

scitter

scitter is scottish for dioahria and can be used 2 insult a person..

tam: u r a dafty neil!
niel: shut it , ya wee scitter!

by jimmy mallon October 7, 2007

scipster

Someone who tries to fit into the scene and hipster subcultures; a contradiction in itself. You cant be "xcore" and shop at vintage stores.

She just got her hair cut in the scene style, and she's wearing hipster clothes. That makes no sense... what a scipster.

by definerofthings January 14, 2011

Scitter Pants

Someone who shits their pants in the middle of school

Everyone called dawid "Scitter Pants" after he shat himself in school

by Lidl Donuts February 8, 2022

Scepterbody

A girl with a beautiful face. Attached to an undesirable

body shape. (the opposite of" butter face ")

Thats girl's so Hot! Scepterbody! I would go out with her, she is kind of cute, Scepterbody needs lots of work.

by teamneighbor May 8, 2009

Java-Scripter

The person who writes your name and drink instructions on your cup at the coffee shop.

"I remember distinctly saying "a large iced skinny hazelnut latte," but the java-scripter totally left the 'skinny' part off the order."

by creth95 August 10, 2008