schwizled

not normal or not alright

scott- dude i jus took a bunch of allergy meds and i cant feel half my face
tyler- dude you're schwizled

by quakershaker July 28, 2023

Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024