schwa

n. Any object that has been grabbed by someone and thrust into their pants, making it lost forever.

My Coke became a schwa when Chris stole it and shoved it in his pants.

by Chris Beddow April 15, 2004

schwas

a word in which can take the place of any cuss word.

what the hell= what the schwas

by wiwee May 22, 2007

schwa

A person who laughs like Blanche Barrow from the movie 'Bonnie and Clyde.' This laugh was so amazing that the actress who played Blanche actually won best supporting actress that year. To honor her memory, a schwa cries, "Heh heh heh" in similar fashion.

Friend 1: "Hey, is that a new magazine?"
Friend 2 (a schwa): "Heh heh heh."

by severurlegplz February 26, 2008

schwa

pot / marijuana / weed / grass

Dude, give me that schwa

by schwa lover March 28, 2004

schwa

-interjection, exclamation, interrogative

A contraction of the words say and what. Used in informal conversation to denote confusion or disbelief. Can be used interchangeably with the words huh and eh (for Canadians). First appearing in the late 80s, early 90s. Most notably used by Pauly Shore (as the Weasel) in the movie "Encino Man", and Mike Myers in the "Wayne's World" movies.

-Also can be used when cell phone conversation becomes garbled by a spotty coverage area.

Girl: Hey, hurry up. We've got to pick up some drinks. This frat party is BYOB.
Guy: Schwa?! *breaks into a cold sweat*

Mom (on phone): Oh, and honey don't come home without picking up myahr... *garbled*.
Child: Schwa?

by Reyane February 25, 2007

schwa

Sex, Or Any Other Sexual Activity That Excites You =D

Dude, im getting some schwa this weekend from this one girl.

by Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude March 18, 2008

schwa

Paint that flakes off of cheap plastic beads and is used for psychological testing, similar to the inkblot tests. When capitalized like SCHWA, it can also be used as a substitute exclamation for exclamations of all shapes and sizes.

Did all the schwa come off of your necklace?

"SCHWA!" said Liz.

by Radish November 12, 2004