Schwartz

A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)

"Ah ha! I see your schwartz is as long as mine!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

schwartz

a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.

Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?"
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."

by Lisa McCurdy January 22, 2007

Schwartz

A Verb That is the act of getting so completely and utterly drunk as to make a scene that while ultimatly funny as hell your probably going to regret it later. It can Also be used in place of the word Fuck

Person 1 :Dude i got so Schwartz'd last night i dont remember what happened

Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped

Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up

by Drillbit90 February 28, 2011

schwartz

A verb referring to soccer, it is the act of missing a ridiculously easy shot from five feet away or less in soccer.

Example 1: Zack had the ball right in front of the goal and he totally schwartzed it right over.

Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!

by pimpdaddy93 August 6, 2010

Schwartz's

An awesome Jewish deli in Montreal, specifying in smoked meat.

Dude, we gotta go to Schwartz's, and bring all our Jewish friends!

by sha721 December 7, 2010

Will Schwartz

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

by goeagles920 October 24, 2011

Shifty Schwartz

A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"

The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.

by nastynaterack July 10, 2009