schwanz

German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.

"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2009

schwanze

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.

by Chelmsley March 17, 2004

schwanz

Tail

lobster tail

by Dr. Dirt October 02, 2003

raw [schwanz]

a circumsized penis, raw refers to the look of a bellend with no schmuck

That guy got rabbi'ed so now he has a raw schwanz

by matty09090 July 26, 2006

Schwanz Mac

A word invented in Austria that only Afghan people can say it can literally mean anything.

That food tasted like Schwanz Mac.
Abdul you fucking Schwanz Mac.

by deimuttafett March 31, 2020

chody schwanz

A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz.

"Yeah, I've heard that David guy has a chody schwanz".
"Yeah, he's chody schwanz."

by Hearns May 17, 2008

Beav-Schwanz

Taken literally, it is the merge of the two words Beaver and Schwanz.
Beaver, meaning "the pudenda of a woman"...and Schwanz meaning "male organ of copulation".

In an abstract way it could be like the Chinese dualistic philosophy of yin and yang.

This could be a way to describe a She-Male's private parts:

"Hey dude, check out his-her sexy Beav-Schwanz."

or

"This man-woman is suffering from Beav-Schwanz Envy"

Abstract Example:

"He/She's like my yin to my yang, my 6 to my 9, my Beav-Schwanz..."

by Brett "moleman" Molitor March 15, 2004