schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005

Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".

I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)

by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009

schanizzlebits

a word that can be referrenced when you have nothing to say, in place of a curse word.

Oh schanizzlebits!

by Melissa Eddy Brown March 11, 2011

Schwang wang wang

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.

Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009

schwantz

A slang term for male genitalia

I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.

by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005

schwanz

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

by kegmeister June 1, 2004

schwans man

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.

The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!

by Rale May 15, 2008