Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

Swahili Swashbuckler by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

schwail 

nothing
Function noun, schwailer, one who does nothing.
Function verb, schwailing, doing nothing

What ya doin? Schwailing...
To schwail or not to schwail that is the question...

schwail by schwailer November 8, 2008

schwaiting

Schwaiting is the act of shopping while waiting for a friend or an appointment. It would also be a synonym for Shloitering

John was late to arrive at the mall restaurant so I had to kill some time Schwaiting for him by doing some serious shopping.

schwaiting by intothefray March 24, 2021

Swahili Chandelier 

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.

"My earlobes were stretched to 00 before Randy tried to Swahili Chandelier me. Now I'm at 1" and sport a blowout."

Swahili Chandelier by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Shit schwaggling 

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

Shit schwaggling by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

swahili 

one of the most complex language on earth.i like swahili it is easy and very nice to speak.i think it should be taught everywhere in the world.

mimi napenda sana kiswahili kwa sababu ni kizuri.
this means that i like swahili because its good.

swahili by ali mohamed April 19, 2006

Swahili Mudslide 

The Act of shitting down one/s chest then smearing the shit with your asshole.It's also what R Kelly would of done if he had to shit.

"Hey Honey wana add some spice to are life"

" Are you gonna take me to Chillis because I'd rather have "Ladys Night" tonight."

"No Honey I ment a Swahili Mudslide,besides your hairs are still in my back molars."

Swahili Mudslide by R Kelly the Shittinator May 20, 2010