schwack

to smack one with ones penis

that slut ali krammer made me touch her smelly cunt so i schwacked her.

by tyler VONhill December 2, 2004

schwack

A large group; a shitload; a huge amount!

I just picked up a whole schwack of old coins at a yard sale today!

by LingoGoddess June 26, 2017

schwack

combination of bitch-slap and smack

After I told my friend who I liked, she schwacked me in the face.

by DONTSCHWACKME3001 October 23, 2009

schwack

The process of taking a typical tube sock and smacking jeff in the face as he sleeps

I schwacked jefff and his mom in the face last night before going to sleep!

by joey the gent June 19, 2011

schwack

To masturbate or jack off or spank the monkey.

Guy #1- "I've never masturbated once in my life."

"Dude, whatever!! You know you go home and schwack it like 6 times a day! I seen you!!!"

by Marcos August 29, 2004

schwack

To hit someone in the nuts.

He pissed me off, so I schwacked him.

by Jabber September 28, 2003

Schwacked

1. To get slapped by a large penis

2. Substitute for any curse word

1. I wanna get schwacked
2. I’m so schwacked right now

3. Let's get schwacked

by Narwall Williams December 2, 2018