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Schwab

(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
by Smokin Ice Cube February 14, 2009
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Schwab Puppets

All the WEF gangsters from Davos, Schweiz in this global conspiracy to bring in the great reset or the NWO.
Trudeau and Macron, and Zelenzkyi…. they are all a bunch of Schwab Puppets!
by Nanabozhoo March 15, 2022
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Schwarb

Noun

-A Homerun of epic proportions
-Named after its creator, future Hall Of Famer Kyle Schwarber

Verb
-To hit a Homerun that is heard all around the continental United States
-Typically struck by gods, robots, mythological creatures or superheroes
"Did you see that Schwarb that landed on the scoreboard?"

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just a Schwarb that went into orbit"

"He looks like he's going to Schwarb one"
by Schwarbinator March 25, 2017
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schwebbed

Exposed for being phony.
He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.
by CybeleGhooley November 30, 2015
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schwab

n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
by catastrophysics September 1, 2008
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schwab

Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
by Wesd March 4, 2008
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Schwarbington bear

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006
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