Michael Schroeder

A water on the rocks garnished with a lemon wedge.

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.

by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020

Schroeder

When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.

Oh hey, my boyfriend and I did the new cool thing, schroeder, last night, and it was awesome.

by Someone3221 December 29, 2007

schroedering

schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.

"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."

by dj schrotz October 21, 2011

schnokered

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

Schroped

Getting a handjob or blowjob that ends with a hot mess on the recipients face.

Although most men believe nothing worse could ever happen to them, some men actually enjoy the act.

Dave: Did you hear about Adam? He totally got on that hottie from last weekend.

Mike: Yeah, but I heard it didn't end so well for him.

Dave: What do you mean?

Mike: I heard he totally got Schroped.

Dave: Poor guy... Has he recovered yet?

Mike: No.

by Dirty W D January 12, 2010

Schroeder classic

The Schroeder classic is when you get dog shit as a topping for ice cream

Guy 1.) Dude I just ordered the Schroeder classic!
Guy 2.) What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Fleff April 24, 2021

Hunter Schroeder

A man with a such a chiseled physique, he can score any girls he wants. Most likely the best soccer player you have ever met, and has the best hair of all the males on the planet. Despite having a weak shoe game, he drives a hot red Audi, giving him the power to slay any pussy of his choosing.

Drew: Hey I think I’m going to flirt with that girl.

Ben: No dude, only Hunter Schroeder could score her

by Flying Snake77 October 12, 2019