swoontang

a nasty sweaty vagina/poontang

Brendan: Darrin why didn you get laid this weekend?
Darren: I don't want to talk about it...
Brendan: did that hoe have swoontang?
Darren: yes....dont call her a hoe
Brendan: any girl with swoontang is a hoe .... fo sho

by The Gin Bandit November 23, 2009

spoontang

pussy so good you eat it with a spoon to make sure you get every last drop.

She's really got a spoontang, and I'm gonna marry her.

by buocgucgu May 6, 2006

spoontang

a lovely warm spoon that you can suck on all you like!

*sucking on spoon*
you gettin a little 'poontang' ....'spoontang' there?

by another friendly contributor to society November 6, 2003

Schooting

The combination of the words school and dating. Schooting is when a relationship happenes but they only do stuff in school. They do not hang out outside of school.

Instesd of dating, lets go schooting.

by Livluv January 2, 2015

spoontang

well its not a poontang and its not a forktang but a spoontang... in other word it means your an idiot or a dumb ass or just a plain fuck up...

"fuck off you Spoontang", "God damn that guy is a Spoontang"

by moe February 25, 2005

Spoontang

A utensil used to assist one in the process of eating pussy.

I gave Katie multiple orgasms last night, all thanks to my trusted spoontang.

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

schooning

to be needlessly upset or overcome with anger after someone makes a valid point.

Terry was schooning from his talk with Micheal

by thokasgoldbelly November 15, 2020