schoolmarm

(n) One who lectures another in a condenseding manner; one who is pretentious in communicating their opinion as though it were fact, often involving exaggerated body gesturing, e.g., finger wagging; one who scolds or judges another as if they are morally, intellectually, or otherwise superior

(v) Schoolmarmin(g) Exibiting the behavior of a schoolmarm

(n) I really hate bein' around my stupid sister lately. Ever since she started school at DeVry online last month she think she the shit. Been bitchin' at me for sittin' around the house and actin' like she know errthang about errthang. Talkin' down on me... total schoolmarm. I have the shits of it.

(v) Troy's mom got a job as a preschool teacher a few months ago, and ever since she's been talking to us like we ain't grown-ass men. She be waggin her finger at us and saying we shouldn't do this, shouldn't do that because blah, blah, blah. She been totally schoolmarmin' us like we're the 4 year olds she babysits at work.

by Bozo McScrotus July 28, 2016

Schoolhouse

Any of the following: idiot, moron, dumbass, stupid ass, retard

Ben thinks the earth is flat. He's such a schoolhouse.

by Dr. Dick Wiggle October 18, 2018

schoolophobia

The intense, casually bordering insane fear of an educational establishment. May also be used to describe the feeling of dismay casually experienced in the morning by young students

Because of his schoolophobia, the young chap couldn't sleep on the first day of school, and all the follow-up days as well

by SStudent January 31, 2009

schoolboy q

A dope rapper from L.A. who wears a bucket hat and smokes a ton of weed

"Yo bro who's that rapper who made Collard Greens and Hans that's stupidnhat"
"Oh yea bro that's Schoolboy Q"

by Vslayer October 8, 2014

Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.

"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"

by penneturtle December 2, 2019

schooliosis

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.

Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.

by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

schoolhood

the period of being in school

"My childhood was good, but it was my schoolhood that was great"

by GBS student April 18, 2019