Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 9, 2017

tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

by Victory92 June 3, 2017

schoonerz

A way of talking shit in a very dodgy suburb or on a boat

Man you are talking some mad schoonerz brah

by Cheggger January 12, 2014

schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

Schomberg

Another word for it is HicksVille: The place where all them hicks live. Much better than Nobleton && has way cooler people

I dont have one im not smart enough because i live in Schomberg.
LOL JK schombergs the bomb.com

by Schombergian May 9, 2012

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

schooner

The standard sized beer glass (425ml) served in New South Wales, Australia.

Two schooners of New thanks mate.

by Big Jase May 5, 2005