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Underqualified Schnauzer

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia
My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.
by roirrawedoceruces June 12, 2018
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schnockered

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.
God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).
by courteny171987 December 9, 2008
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schnorer

Someone that always shows up just in time for a free meal.
See the movie "Animal Crackers" by the Marx Brothers... 'Hurray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer'
by Victor C. May 27, 2005
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Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.
Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"
by duchened February 20, 2013
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Schnorer

Actually spelled Schnorrer or shnorrer and is a Yiddish term meaning "beggar" or "sponger".1 The word Schnorrer also occurs in German to describe a person who frequently asks for little things, like cigarettes or little sums of money, without offering a return, and has thus come to mean freeloader. The English usage of the word denotes a sly chiseler who will get money out of another any way he can, often through an air of entitlement.
Mike is such a schnorer , always bumming a cigarette . I have yet to get one in return
by DaSnake January 19, 2013
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AC-Schnitzer

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars
AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs
by slick rick April 15, 2005
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Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012
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