schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

Schnecking

Teesside Slang For Sumone Who Is Noseing About (Being Nosey)

Awh Seen Lurch Schnecking About Again

by LurchRandall April 14, 2010

Schnecking

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.

I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.

by squidgit November 14, 2014

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

spanorking

The act of stabbing somebody with a spork

He was injured in a Spanorking incident when he tried to touch/take my food

by runstealshoot October 10, 2019