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schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch
i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake
by lion777 June 11, 2003
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Schnecking

Teesside Slang For Sumone Who Is Noseing About (Being Nosey)
Awh Seen Lurch Schnecking About Again
by LurchRandall April 14, 2010
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Schnecking

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.
I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.
by squidgit November 14, 2014
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schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
by Luke January 12, 2005
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Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.
I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.
by QuadTrax December 1, 2010
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Schmerking

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.
by El Jackanator August 14, 2015
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spanorking

The act of stabbing somebody with a spork
He was injured in a Spanorking incident when he tried to touch/take my food
by runstealshoot October 10, 2019
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